Had been an awfully breathless day. You really have no idea how I felt today. No words can explain that kind of feeling, too freakishly awesome, really. Unfortunately, due to tiredness and breathless situation I will be posting later. Seriously, leg is badly damaged I should say. Puan Foo was really right, after the madness exercise our legs gonna pay, by being hurt like hell. Woosh. Yen Theng almost pk at the stairs after that, luckily isn't quite serious matter. And about being breathless, is because of I really can't stand the teachers' humourness. Among the best of today are, the one who teaches us Sejarah, Cikgu Vejayan or maybe Wee Jay Yen (his chinese name!) and also the Moral teacher, Encik Rozaim who kept on talking about sperm and ovum. LMAO!
Alright, will describe in detail later on or maybe tomorrow.
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Today was such an incredible day, I laughed all day long until totally breathless. Encik Rozaim is such a ridiculous person or what, I don't know. I have no idea why he talked about where-do-human-comes-from topic, I hope you understand this, lol. for the whole Moral period! He kept on insisting that, "Manusia ialah makluk yang paling cantik, paling istimewa." See how perasan he is, haha. "Manusia bukan macam alien, alien macam mana tau?" Then, he drew the stupid alien, large eyes and big head at the white board, damn! We laughed like idiots. "Tengok, matanya besar besar punya!" lmao.
He talked about how the sperm and ovum, all those lah. Sometimes he says that, "Macam ada banyak lelaki dan perempuan kahwin, dah buat itu apa-apa.." our laughters covered Encik Rozaim's words already. Sometimes about how the babies are born, head or legs first, how painful is it, etc. etc. Even with sound effect, idiot! Like PUSH! PUSH! aiyo, so damn funny lah! haha. Oh yeah, he also draw a picture of a woman opening wide her legs on her operation bed! LAUGH-OUT-LOUD. Damn it, it's so funny lah. I can't rewrite all the dialogues here, I'm having stomach pain again right now. Stop it, stop it.
PJ period was extremely fun, Puan Foo was really great. After one round running, we came back, panting then do exercise. One of the movements, she said, "If you can pass this exercise, you can join the Shao Lin or Wong Fei Hong already." LOL!
After the recess, was Mr. Vejayan teaching us Sejarah. He is such a FUNNY, FUNNY and even FUNNY teacher! Can't believe he's a disclipine teacher lah whey, aiyo. He came in introduced himself, he says a lot of people pronouce his name wrongly so he called us to follow his chinese name, Wee Jay Yen. "Jay Chou's brother!" he said. LAUGH-OUT-LOUD.
Almost each sentence he says will either makes us laugh like hell or grinning unstoppable. He always says bullshit what the hell omg etc. X'D He's definately the funniest teacher I even met! He asked who's the treasurer. See the dialogue below:
Who's the treasurer in this class?
CLEMENT PHANG! (we pointed at him.)
You arh? Can be trusted or not oh? LAUGH-OUT-LOUD.
And I wonder is teacher sensitive with girls, haha.
Like a girl and a boy walk together, the boy asked, "Girl, can I hold your hand arh?" The girl will say, "No no, cannot!" But actually her heart is saying, "You stupid, can lah of course, just hold lah stupid!" (He made the excited and jumping up down moves!) LAUGH-OUT-LOUD.
During the 5 minutes break, two girls went to the toilet. Then, started the whole class standing up wanting to go to toilet. Teacher was checking his phone outside and then suddenly popped his head, "Eh, two by two, later TOILET JAM arh!" LAUGH-OUT-LOUD.
Oh oh and when XT and I wants to go to toilet and ask for pass. Teacher said, "Sorry no pass, I support BN one!" LAUGH-OUT-LOUD! For the 3 period of Sejarah, we kept on clapping our hand and shouting. Teacher said, "Wah, macam pilih raya eh." LAUGH-OUT-LOUD! It was so so so funny man! Double, Triple, Extremely, Freakishly funny!
I was thinking how to survive through the three period of Sejarah, because might be so damn boring. But now, no. Should because too funny! DAMN IT, haha. We don't even need textbooks and notebooks. HOORAY!
Oh boy, getting breathless again. LOL :D I kept on hearing ZX laughed like hell and banging the table so loudly today or I should say everyday, haha!
